If you squint your eyes and tilt your head to the left
it kinda looks like a monkey!
IN THE BEGINNING...
Did you know if you stay awake for 36 hour, you are considered legally insane?
Thursday, May 24
Tuesday, May 22
Any one want to play the spider monkey game?
Of course you do. All the cool Kids are doing it!
Trust me guys this game is really adictive. Proceed with caution. I started playing
this game a few days ago. I really can't stop my self. It has become a real problem
I can't help but to play it every chance I get.
Gotta go, I'm wasting precious Spider monkey playing time! I must break my high score!
Super Monkey Ball
This is gonna be the collest game ever!
I would like togive the credit of finding this page to The Noonster
Monday, May 21
here's a little site for our primates under the sea
Seamonkey!
If you need any advice on taking care of seamonkeys this is the place to go!
I use them for all of my seamonkey problems!
Welcome to the prosthetic monkey hot line. Has your monkey been in an accident?
Or would you just like to give him another limb? If you need prosthetics for your monkey
you've come to the right place. We are ready, willing, and able to apply any form of
prosthetic to your monkey. And this month were are offering a buy two prosthetics
get one free sale. our procedures are painless (to the owner) and only require
anaesthetic if you are willing to pay us for it. It depends on how much you love your monkey.
We have three differant options in terms of pricing.
#1) this is the lowest plan. We give you the prosthetic and a saw and let you put it on
#2) We put it on and do a really "Good" job
#3) we give it to a professional to do it, but you still pay us.
Remember we are the only game in town so you have no options but to come us.
We have monopolized on monkey prosthetics!
If you are interrested in having a prothetic monkey
just call this "toll free number":
22-4567-345-23-4567-233-4345 (ext.5) and ask for Bob
then tell him these three words "Hot tuna melt" he will then
redirect your call to Saporo Japan where a man name Shamoo
will ask for your order. It has been a pleasure dealing with you.
And I hope that your prosthetic monkey is as happy as mine!
Ya know who is quite possably the coolest character ever? MoJo JoJo from the
powerpuff girls.
what makes him so great you might ask...
1) He's a monkey
2) He has a cool hat
3) He's a monkey with a cool hat!
What more could you ask for?
