Friday, December 14

I want to change my blogger icon to "powered by Bob Marley".
That could be the greatest X-mas present ever. Some one work on that for
me.

Well finals studying has begun.......let the procrastination fest begin...Last
years fest constituted me playing with remote control cars, and the year
before that was the year i played Civilization II for eight hours strait. I wonder
what this years will be. Maybe I build a castle out of my own earwax, or I'll
work on strengthening my eye muscle. Alls I know is that many adventures are
in store for Michael Alm this weekend. Oh and Kjerstin if you plan to kill me
you better do it before finals begin. At least this way I might be somewhat
happy when I go. If you kill me right after finals, I will haunt you for the rest
of you life! And yes that is a threat. Think about how much it would suck to
have a permanent Michael ghost following you around.

Thursday, December 13

Why do I blog thee. Let me count the reasons (mumble to self)........15!

Wednesday, December 12

Noonan=user of too many equal signs...

Kjerstin is going to kill me. I can feel it in me bones. Me bones don't lie...uh...ok.
Camels are cool animals. Wouldn't it be cool to own a camel. They are the cow
of the desert you know...no there not I just made that up...but it would be cool if
they were. I realized something today. The only thing i need to complete my life
is a camel and a titanium spork. Then I would be set. If you died today would you
be ready to go?
I'm in the mood for some tuna... they are the camel of the sea ya' know.
Have you ever tasted Impala jerky?...(waiting patiently for a Response)...You
know my favorite fish is Sole. it isn't too fishy...ya' know how some times you
eat a fish and it is way too fishy...Like Cod, Cod is my arch nemesis.
So...do you like exclamation points?...So do I...!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...well that was fun...(awkward silence)...Kjerstin is
going to kill me. I'm afraid of that girl. She can't seem to stop laughing.
She is probably laughing right now. That scares me. one of these days
(and I know I've said it before) she is going to snap. Red hair...what
does she think this is Puerto Rico?